Saturday, October 11, 2008

England vs Kazakhstan

(live on Fox Soccer Channel)

Fabio Capello boldly predicted before the game that this would be England's best performance under him in his managerial career. It was anything but. For the occasion, Capello went with the much maligned central midfield combination of Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard. Unlike his predecessors however, he chose Gareth Barry to hold the midfield behind them, with Rooney wide on the left.

For the first half England huffed and puffed without threatening Alexander Mokin's goal. Kazakhstan's closing down was admirable and England lacked ideas, barring a couple of threatening Theo Walcott forages down the right hand side. An early snapshot for Emile Heskey on the far post was created by an excellent low cross from Walcott. On paper, Lampard and Gerrard form a lethal combination. On the Wembley pitch, they were usually at the same line, playing square passes to each other.

Kazakhstan started the second half better creating a couple of half chances. Against the run of play, England won a corner and in somewhat farcical fashion got the opening goal. Mokin ventured out to punch but was impeded by his own player, leaving Rio Ferdinand to head into an empty net. It wasn't really what England deserved, but it was what they craved to inspire the restless 89,107 strong crowd at Wembley. Again there was more evidence of how Wayne Rooney was not effective on the left. Marginalized on the left wing in the first half, he dropped deeper and deeper to get the ball. In the second half however, Shaun Wright-Phillips occupied the left wing berth and Rooney got pushed up to his favoured position.

The second England goal came from a Lampard free kick whipped in with the unlucky Aleksandr Kuchma getting a touch to head into his own net. That effectively sealed the game for England. Or so, they thought. Three minutes later, Ashley Cole made a right mess of his back-pass to God-knows-who and Zhambyl Kukeyev kept a cool head to hold Ferdinand off and fire into the back of the net. Cole was subsequently booed for the rest of the game, which was an unfair reflection of his performance. Just as the Wembley crowd's nervousness began to surface, a wonderful goal from Wayne Rooney calmed the fears. Theo Walcott got clear of his marker and cut it back to Wes Brown. Brown kept his head and picked out an inch perfect cross for Rooney to head home.

The poor marking was indicative of a tiring Kazakh performance. One suspects that their first half exhaustions took their toll as the fourth goal culminated from extremely poor defending. David Beckham had come on to a rousing reception and provided a signature free kick from the right flank. The ball hit Matthew Upson and fortuitously came out to Wayne Rooney who couldn't miss from two yards. Rooney's goal spurt continues and Manchester United fans must hope for an extended run of goals. Emile Heskey was instrumental in England's fifth and final goal. A harmless goal kick by Kazakhstan resulted in Upson winning a header in his own half. The ball fell to Heskey who flicked it on for Jermain Defoe, who had just come on for Rooney, and he raced clear of the defence to calmly slot it into the net for the clincher.

The scoreline might have been emphatic, but the performance was extremely poor. Fabio Capello still has a lot of work to do with his charges before they can be thought of as world beaters. The problems that his predecessors had still remain:Gerrard and Lampard remain incompatible as ever in the midfield, Rooney seemingly can only play with a target man, and the left side of midfield does not have a good enough permanent occupant. A sterner test for England will come in Belarus in midweek, although Mr. Capello must get his tactics right by then.

Man of the Match: Emile Heskey. Wayne Rooney might have scored two goals but the overall presence of the big man created more space for him to work into.

Moan of the Match: Fox Soccer Channel had to utilize Nick Webster and Warren Barton for their match commentary. They were obviously not at the game, appearing at the studio before and after the game. Warren Barton's evidently partisan commentary referring to England as 'we' every time England had the ball was biased. American Soccer channels are crying out for Martin Tyler and Andy Gray.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Likes and Dislikes

What I like about America in no particular order:

1. Setanta Sports
2. Fox Soccer Channel
3. GolTV
4. Madras Cafe
5. Sarvana Bhavan.
6. Surati Farsan Mart
7. US-101, CA-1
8. Julie and Ellie
9. Manhattan
10. Burrito Bol at Chipotle
11. GSN
12. KomalaVilas
13. Lane Discipline
14. Paved Sidewalks
15. XM Radio
16. ESPN's selection of Andy Gray to commentate for Euro 2008
17. Southwest Airlines
18. O'Hare International Airport
19. Recycling Measures
20. High Speed Internet

What I dislike about America in no particular order:

1. McDonalds, Burger King, Jack in the Box, Carl's Jr. etc etc
2. American food (bland)
3. Salad (and any standard dressing you can buy)
4. 90% Meat options in restaurants
5. 10% veggie options having mainly Zucchini, Mushrooms, Eggplant and Squash
6. Mexican food (with notable exception in Likes)
7. Thin Walls
8. Lack of privacy resulting from 7)
9. Number of cars on the road
10. Hillshire Farms
11. Beer craze
12. Distances
13. Utter lack of public transportation
14. Economy
15. Mail in rebates
16. High cost of labour
17. Reality television
18. MTV,MTV2 and VH1 (I thought these were music channels)
19. Use of toilet paper
20. Los Angeles
21. Number of illegal immigrants (and I don't mean from India)
22. Gasoline prices
23. California Federal and State taxes
24. American Football
25. Baseball
26. Ice Hockey
27. Lack of enthusiasm for soccer
28. Newspapers don't pay any attention to world news
29. Lack of parking
30. Over inflated real estate prices leading to higher rent in California
31. Grad student salaries
32. Long flight to India
33. American Airlines
34. LAX
35. Tap Water Taste
36. Wastage - Food, Electricity, Water etc etc
37. Lack of good trains
38. Seemingly arbitrary credit scores
39. American soccer commentators
40. The American accent